The Comet's Flame

Here is a question for you, my readers. If you could exchange one of your 5 senses (sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste) for a super power (e.g. ability to fly, ability to defend yourself against Chuck Norris, etc.), would you do it? If so, what sense would you give up, and what super power would [...]

Author Jerry B. Jenkins (best known for his work with the Left Behind series) is the king of bizarre metaphors. Check out this one (taken from book 12 of the Red Rock Mysteries series)… The hair on the back of my neck stood so at attention it could have said, “Sir, yes sir” and dropped [...]

It seems that most of my blog entries don’t really open the door for a lot of response from you, my faithful readers. Well, this is the auspicious moment when things are about to change. I am about to ask you a question, and you are free to respond in any way you choose! Now [...]

I made a simple web-based game! Click on the image to play! You can move the green “person” left and right by pressing “Z” and “X” on the keyboard. The LEFT/RIGHT arrow keys rotate the “gun” and the SPACE key shoots a ball. The goal is to shoot the balls through the moving “holes” in [...]

As a Christmas gift, my brother Josiah received a box of magnetic words which can be used to create various sentences on the refrigerator. Josiah and I decided to use these words to compose and record some wise proverbs. I would like to share some of them with you (click the above picture to see [...]

Haha… check out this hilarious fake Pizza Hut commercial. If only real commercials were this awesome!

The existence of a mysterious creature known as the Blue Montline was proposed some time ago by a certain J. Wheeler. Being the rational thinker that I am, I quickly discounted this animal as a mythical fabrication of Mr. Wheeler’s creative mind. However, recent archaeological discoveries have caused me to reconsider my closed-minded opinion regarding [...]

Someone recently said to me, “you don’t think anything is funny.” Clearly, that is an incorrect assertion. Here is an example of something I find quite humorous. This is a hilarious mock interview by John Clarke and Brian Dawe (from an Australian news show). It’s very reminiscent of Monty Python.

Several people have commented on being unable to understand the lyrics of the previously-posted song “The Trend.” While I’m still a bit confused as to the cause of this phenomenon (I find the song to be quite intelligible), I have decided to post the lyrics… TheTrend.pdf Be prepared to be amazed by the superb poetry [...]

Those of you who are familiar with the Bubba Joe Poetry Band will be pleased to know that the band has released a new single called “The Trend.” It is a parody of Linkin Park’s fabulous song “In the End.” TheTrend.mp3 (4.8 MB) Check it out by clicking the above link. Bass, drums, and rap [...]